well i do think i could… potentially be recognized as…

perhaps what one would… acknowledge of being…

capable of having been classified as a… fancy pants… 

but then again… maybe not quite. 

i have worn some fancy pants.

or what i’d prefer to refer to as classy slacks. 

from those brown pants that are a crowd favorite…

to the butterfly jeans a local philadelphian called “trendy”.

i…

am accumulating an assortment as anyone also arguably assembles.

but better butts build better bodies, bolstering better breadths. 

collections can capitalize cabooses, collectors crave clothing capable.

don’t doubt dear dreamers desiring double, 

discluding demonic dress dressers dazzling dubiously.

each elegant ensemble enacts epiphanies, 

either eruptively, else eventually. 

for finer frippery fantasies fill fellow fixations. 

grown gents gather, grievously gawking gowns. 

how hastily heroic hems harness heed…